Axis x reader (crack drabble)

It was a peaceful day in the mansion of the Axis. All three of them were on the bottom floor; Kiku and Ludwig were in the living room, Ludwig reading a book, Kiku drawing, and Feliciano was making another batch of pasta in the kitchen. All was in order and perfect, in Ludwig and Kiku's opinion.

But it didn't take long for that to be completely shattered.

The front door of the house was thrown open, and a girl with (h/c) hair and an ecstatic look in her (e/c) eyes burst in.
"Uh-oh, guess what day it is! Guess. What. Day. It. Is!" she shouted. Kiku and Ludwig exchanged annoyed glances. It was their dear friend (name), whom they enjoyed being around... most of the time.
"It's Wednesday, isn't it?" Kiku whispered.
"Ja. It is." Ludwig sighed and buried his nose into his book. The girl bounced over to them. "Hey, Kiku, guess what day it is!"
He ignored her and tried to cover his face with the paper he was drawing on.
"Oh, come on, I know you can hear me!" she skipped over to the blonde on the other side of the room.
"Lud Lud Lud Lud Lud, guess what day it is!" when he shoved his face further into the book, she laughed before skipping to the kitchen.
"Hey, Feli! Guess what day it is!" he pretended to be absorbed with his cooking for a moment before he gave in.
"It's hump day."
"WOOT WOOT!"

"Donny, how happy are people who save money on Geico?"
"Happier than a fangirl on Wednesdays."
In the background, (name) yelled again.
"Hump DAY!"